MISSION FILE 01 — OPERATION
GET TO CHINA
No soldier left behind. Unless they booked Jetstar.
OBJECTIVE
►VIEW FLIGHT PLANMISSION STATUS
VISAS PENDING
MISSION FILE 02 — OPERATION
THE MASTER PLAN
Several cities. Questionable decisions. One endangered buck.
OBJECTIVE
►VIEW DAY-BY-DAY PLAN-
上海 · SHANGHAI
Skyscrapers, cocktails, and at least one questionable karaoke rendition.
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北京 · BEIJING
The Great Wall. The greater hangover. History will remember both.
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SURVIVAL PROBABILITY
14%
MISSION FILE 03 — OPERATION
PHUK WIT DA BUK
Submit responsibly. Or don’t.
CRIME LOGGED
YOUR CRIME HAS BEEN RECORDED